Hi friend! Have you ever wondered if dildos were allowed on airplanes? Well I sure had. A while ago, I heard a really wild story from my friend, and I was intrigued. She had been flying home from her honeymoon and apparently, her luggage was full of dildos. When she arrived at the airport, she was told that the dildos were a no-go.
I was curious about this whole thing and immediately went off to research this interesting topic. From what I learnt, it turns out that there’s no hard and fast rule on this subject. However, it isn’t advisable to bring dildos onto planes, unless of course you’re a member of the mile-high club and you need something to ‘accessorize’ with.
In terms of the rules, there really isn’t anything specific issued by the Aviation Authority, and the final decision on what a passenger is allowed to take onto the plane usually remains with the airlines. Having said that, most airlines do insist that passengers check in their luggage first before opening it up for inspection. This is particularly true when it comes to items that could be considered potentially dangerous.
When it comes to Airports, as long as you’re not carrying a large quantity of dildos, then you should generally be let through. However, if you are carrying too many then it could be considered suspicious and even in breach of customs regulations. On the other hand, if you’re carrying only enough to have a good night, than you’re probably okay.
I have to say, carrying dildos on planes does seem a bit counterintuitive. Not only do you risk a fine from the airline, but other passengers could potentially be alarmed. Plus, this could be especially awkward if you’re traveling with kids on board.
The real kicker in all of this is that dildos are mostly made with plastic, and airlines usually don’t allow sharp objects onto the plane unless it’s safely packed away in a suitcase. So, really, you could be fined for bringing dildos onto the plane even if it’s in a suitcase.
When it comes down to it, it really does depend on the airline. As much as dildos are fun and naughty objects, they’re still considered ‘sharp’ objects, and airlines can be very strict when it comes to sharp objects. So, the bottom line is: if you’re determined to bring your dildos on board, just make sure you check in your luggage first and then you should be fine(ish).
I guess it’s probably fair to say that the best way to decide if a dildo is allowed on board is to err on the side of caution and not take it. Sure, you might love a wild night, but it could end in disaster if it’s not allowed on board the plane.
I’ve heard that there are some ways around the dildo dilemma. While it’s certainly not an ideal option, some people have chosen to wield the legal power of marriage and put their ‘toy’ into a checked box as a ‘marriage accessory’. Now, I’m not sure what the definition of a ‘marriage accessory’ is, but I guess it works in a pinch!
Another option is to use a small variety of lubes, oils, and condoms without getting too carried away. That way, you can still have your fun without having to worry about getting into trouble. Of course, this might be harder to do if you’re flying with a larger group.
I’ve also heard of people taking a small bag of dildos, wraps and vibrators, all discreetly hidden away. Now, this one has a bit more risk associated with it as it could attract attention. But, if you use your discretion and play by the rules, it might work.
The real question is: are dildos really necessary on a plane? Well, I guess that’s a matter of opinion. Some people love to fly high and never forget the memories they make while their feet are in the clouds. To them, dildos are just a great way to add a bit of excitement to their travel experience.
When it comes to flying with dildos, just remember to do your homework first. Check with the airline beforehand to see what their policies are regarding the matter. That way, if they’re not so keen on dildos, you won’t get caught off guard.
So, in conclusion, while there’s no definitive answer on whether or not dildos are allowed on planes, it’s best to err on the side of caution and be discreet. It’s not worth risking getting any penalties or potentially embarrassing moments just to have a bit of fun.